Sort of stealing this from wendy, but, I'm curious. For the JoBro contingency on my flist, what's the one JoBro fic you wish existed, but doesn't?

Star light, star bright.  First star I see tonight.  Wish I may, wish I might.

I WANT A BIRDCAGE J2 AU.

Jensen as the aging diva drag performer.  Jared as the patient husband and cultural attache to Greece.  Maybe Colin Ford as their son, who wants to marry... (gasp) a girl!  And Mayhem as the houseboy who dances around the kitchen in cutoff jean ( Read more... )

PEOPLE.  I am writing that damned J2 Biggest Loser AU.  It has overtaken my brain, and mainly because of little cutie MIKE on TBL.  And when I say 'little', I mean, um, well over 300lbs.  But he's still a cutie!  Barely legal, but legal nonetheless!  And he looks like JENSEN.   Like a teenaged virgin chub!Jensen ( Read more... )

I want an AU where Jared is Bob the trainer, and Jensen is, like, 350 lbs, but Jared just KNOWS there is a hottie deep down inside and he works with Jensen and slowly falls in love with him and there are self esteem issues and cherries being popped and happily ever afters.

WHAT.

ETA: 
( I promise you this. )

It's kind of ridiculous how many plot bunnies have attacked me this year, and I've written NONE of these fics.  So I figured I'd just post them all here, and at least keep track of them.  Maybe one day I'll write them up - or in the meantime, maybe someone else will!

1. Shrink!Jensen, Patient!Jared.  Jared is confused about, well just about ( Read more... )